Waking home drunk thru the city with my dog/bodyguard. Realized my dog only know two “tricks” and it’s to stand still when i’m lightning my cigarette and when i have to pee. Otherwise he’s just running around in his own world.
My hobbies include laying in bed in my underwear while I listen to music and hate myself
(Source: mrs-prozac)
‘how to be bored for your entire life’ a movie starring me as me
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